i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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