i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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