It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
where am i from again
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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