I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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