I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Terrible idea I love it
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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