Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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