She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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