You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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