So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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