Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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