Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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