I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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