I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
