he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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