just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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