I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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