You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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