I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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