love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Randomize
