did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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