Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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