i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
