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I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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