Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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