id be glad to
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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