i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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