508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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