HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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