He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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