this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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