at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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