I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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