He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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