I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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