I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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