It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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