Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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