do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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