no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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