I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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