one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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