She announced her abortion via fbk
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
