Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He has the fingertips of a God
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