if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
50% drunk capacity currently
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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