I must be too annoying 4 u.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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