i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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