so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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