I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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