ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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