Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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