life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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