No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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