Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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