I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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