Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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