Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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